7 tips for jogging preggos.

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1. depends are not a bad plan
or look into running routes with a lot of bushes.

2. growing hips + silk underbottoms do not mix.

3. don't be alarmed if people stare at you ... a lot.
sometimes even point and laugh.
make them the spectacle by shooting them 2 birds.

4. you will be slower in pace...
and your husband or significant other may finish long before you.
when previously that wasn't the case.

5. depends are not a bad plan.
did i mention that already?

6. crotch wedgies are more common than before.

7. you may want to compose letters to your thighs to stop touching.
or at least consider gold bond?




...feel free to add on...

Comments

ma mom said…
I'd give second consideration to flipping the bird as you don't want to escalate laughter to retaliation. Ignorance is bliss they say.

Good for you for figuring out your new plans with a new body.
21/8/11
Caren said…
i'll give a second consideration to it when my child is old enough to mimic me.
21/8/11
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