attack of the killer toothbrush

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if you know me well, then you know i love to brush my teeth.
don't remember when this started, but if i have a bad taste in my mouth it gets to me... 
i carry my toothbrush / paste everywhere with me. 
it is imperative that these items travel with me. 
and if i only have toothpaste i will figure out a way to make it work.
obsession?
 sure.
 if i have a headache, brushing my teeth makes it better. 
if i feel naus, brushing my teeth makes me feel better. 
if i can feel the plaque or coating on my teeth, i must brush. 
it just grosses me out. im just being honest.
however - lately, i have had the attack of the killer toothbrush. 
things have changed. 
i used to be able to rival the killer toothbrush, but since nugget is growing it has been a not so great experience while brushing. 
tear. 
i gag.
and gag.
and gag and gag and gag. 
john thought i was vomiting on multiple occasions lately. 
it's either the killer toothbrush or the taste or smell of toothpaste that is NOT agreeing with me.
i don't know how i got a toothbrush this large, but i am hoping my brushing experience will soon go back to normal. i must go brainstorm other brands of paste.




here's to clean teeth!

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ma mom said…
This is for sure the only blog with a title=
attack of the killer toothbrush.
So CareBear.
6/5/11
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