a little scoop of everything.

we are busy with appointments all over the place.

we had 2 this week.

we have 2 this coming week.

2-3 the next

and by george it will be 1-3 from there on out.

...unless you arrive, well

early.

ha.

today we had 2 appointments.

1 in the eve and 1 in the morn.

you were 145-150 bpm for both.

steady lil thing aren't you?!

in the morning we saw dr. W.

he is so funny... told him i was at a doula dinner with him last year

and he got on fb and we looked at LY's pics.

ha! like who does that?!

he complimented my tummy and

inquired what i was doing for stretch marks.

answer: lotion.

not the bull shit $20+ lotions in a bottle the size of a peanut

 that are supposed to rid them...

that the annoying sales person from Motherhood Maternity

tries to sell every time. like, she doesn't even have kids.

sometimes i want to punch her in the face for being the most

annoying, in your face, sales person ever

and telling me i probably need more clothes.

lady, listen -

why would i buy more clothes when i can only wear them 

for say another month or so?

she's dumb.

if it were proven that her little lotion worked for everyone

then, sign me up, but i don't buy it.

now, enough of that digression....

point being: i don't believe in that ploy.

i'll get them or i won't.

i'll like the outcome or i won't.

so far you haven't created many "moma marks"

thanks.

the fact that dr Dubs said something complimentary

was cool none the less.

i did however, spot one section
AND

let's be serious - we are in the homestretch

where you are going to do most of your growing and in turn,

no pun intended - i'm unfortunately likely to stretch.

i can still hold on to hope though.

this week:

measuring 37.5 cm

(i think you have a big butt)

and chillin head down, right side, anterior.

ROA baby. but again, you could move to posterior at any given moment

or on your decent to exit.

my hope is you won't, but you might.

last eve's meeting with our Mwife was informative.

feel ready for the most part, but uh,

still have pleeeeeeeenty of i's to DOT and t's to CROSS.

after the business part she did her own version of ultra sound.

which i preferred, although tickled.

she found your position and then did a water color on my tum.

it is so spot on!

all the places where you knee, butt, kick, punch, elbow me

are in line with her pic.

and little dude, your head...

it's like in my pelvis.

aka she couldn't draw it.

but that does not surprise me since i feel jabs

in my underwear line.

that's the scoop on you.

not sure if i am going to be able to update you on the

ga-zillion upcoming appointments,

but i'll try to keep you in the low down in these last weeks.